All the questions you ever wanted the answers to about cats and how to train humans!! Ask them and they will be answered here by Pepper and Tony, experts in human development! Fill out the form below or email us and we will try to answer as soon as possible!! Felines everywhere, ask away!! But remember, because of privacy issues, please just put your first names!!
Pepper and Tony, how do cats learn HTML?
HTML is not really hard if you work at it! First though, you have to have a computer! :) Now to accomplish this, you may have to trick your master into thinking he's sleepy or hungry--anything to get him away from the computer. Then you need a browser and a word processor (both of which your master will have). Then you just need to get a hold of some tutorials to help you! There are many places on the web to go for this. A great starting place is HTML Goodies! Now just be careful using that mouse--you know it ain't the real thing so you don't have to try to eat it! And don't leave any tell-tale signs on it for the master to see or smell---like your breakfast tuna! And be sure to clean your paws of the cat litter before jumping on the keyboard!
Pepper, how do you get your master to pay attention to you?
Now that's a great question! I have developed several techniques in my years with the O'Briant family! When Eddie is reading the newspaper, I just pounce on top of it! :) That gets his attention! If it shreds the newspaper some, he usually gets mad but anyway, I have his attention! When Donna is on the computer and won't pay any attention to me, I use the old trick of pouncing on the keyboard! She snaps to attention fast on that one! If none of the above work, then I will have to resort to pretending to throw up again! ;)
Tony, do you and Pepper email a lot of your feline friends?
We love to use the email, when we can get Eddie and Donna away from the computer--technique above in first question! We have friends from all over the world! We love to use ICQ too, and have joined several cat newsgroups. But our favorite thing to do is to surf the internet and our favorite site is our friend Morris' site, Nine Lives! Yummy! Yummy!
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